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[excubia]

(mostly doing this because i don't wanna deal with captcha.
also open to text//pic//quotes//action prompts!)

1. I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in or not?

2. Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-tiltingly kinky shit with him.

3. Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

4. Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down

5. and if anyone tells you differently, just say that cussing is an indicator that you're in touch with your emotions, thank you very fucking much

6. text her!

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[gwisinbang]

10 minutes
i swear
i'll even stay on the phone with you if you want

[excubia]

I mean that's better, but only barely.

I'd feel better if it were someone actually there with you instead, tho

[gwisinbang]

i've done this like so many times
and it's always been fine

[ Twenty-year-old-boy logic at its finest. ]

i won't linger
or mess with anything while i'm down here
promise

[excubia]

[ She remembers those days all too well. Granted it's only been a few years since she's been that age herself, but. Y'know. ]

congratulations kiddo, you jinxed it.

anyway
just get in, get out, don't fuck around or mess with anything

[gwisinbang]

don't say that!

right, in and out
it's dark down here
i'd have to bring lights if i was going to try to film

[excubia]

could've just waited ten minutes and I could've been there

but whatever
dark and spooky makes sense though so no surprises there
anything else?

[gwisinbang]

it's totally fine
dark and spooky check
and there's a

[ The text stops there, and there's nothing else for several minutes. ]

[excubia]

okay ha ha Jaehyeon
real fucking cute

[ But when it starts to stretch for at least a minute, that's when she starts to get worried. ]

Jae?
kiddo?

dude, seriously, this isn't fucking funny

[gwisinbang]

[ It's probably, in all, nearly ten minutes before the silence breaks with another flurry of his usual stream of consciousness punctuation-optional texts. ]

IT'S FINE IT'S FINE
I'M GOOD I'M GOOD
holy shit though
but i am ok
and remain unstabbed
sorry about that
i'm fine

[excubia]

YOU LITTLE SHITNUGGET
YOU HAD ME WORRIED
I WAS TWO SECONDS FROM BUSTING IN AND BEATING UP SOME ASSHOLES FOR YOU

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!?!

[gwisinbang]

hey so i figured out why people were getting stabbed
it's not the bar
it was down here i guess
but i disarmed it?
don't freak out

[ and then: a selfie of one serious-looking Jae holding up a rusty-ass antiquated knife. And is that a cut through the shoulder of his white t-shirt, a bit of blood? ]

i got a call in to a guy i know
he's gonna come ward the place
that should be the end of this

[excubia]

omg
this is exactly why I said buddy system
you're goddamn lucky it was just a scratch

I'm not freaking out but I am contemplating beating your ass
just don't go back there until your friend wards the place
good god