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[excubia]

(mostly doing this because i don't wanna deal with captcha.
also open to text//pic//quotes//action prompts!)

1. I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in or not?

2. Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-tiltingly kinky shit with him.

3. Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

4. Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down

5. and if anyone tells you differently, just say that cussing is an indicator that you're in touch with your emotions, thank you very fucking much

6. text her!