tfln + overflow/open post

[excubia]

(mostly doing this because i don't wanna deal with captcha.
also open to text//pic//quotes//action prompts!)

1. I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in or not?

2. Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-tiltingly kinky shit with him.

3. Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

4. Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down

5. and if anyone tells you differently, just say that cussing is an indicator that you're in touch with your emotions, thank you very fucking much

6. text her!

Comments

[killingfloorblues]

But we all know that they are true!
He worries too much.

Everyone acts like I am sheer embarrassment it's so sad I should cry (┳Д┳)

[excubia]

you'll survive, on both counts

you're overdramatic is what you are, tbh

[killingfloorblues]

Everyone I know is so mean to me (┳Д┳)

There isn't anything wrong with being dramatic. Besides, it's not like you don't enjoy it sometimes.

[excubia]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You have your amusing moments when you get overdramatic ngl but there's a limit to what we can deal with at once, buddy

[killingfloorblues]

We all have those moments I suppose.

So no taking the boyfriend on a tour of the city if he shows up?

[excubia]

that's a definite no without supervision

[killingfloorblues]

So then a double date~?

[excubia]

i'm gonna regret saying this but

maybe

[killingfloorblues]

Great! Just give us a time and we'll be there~

Just after sunset if you want a less then sleepy Tarr around!

[excubia]

fine, fine. probably for the best to have him there anyway