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[excubia]

(mostly doing this because i don't wanna deal with captcha.
also open to text//pic//quotes//action prompts!)

1. I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in or not?

2. Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-tiltingly kinky shit with him.

3. Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

4. Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down

5. and if anyone tells you differently, just say that cussing is an indicator that you're in touch with your emotions, thank you very fucking much

6. text her!

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[excubia]

[ To be fair, she would totally be fine with him licking certain toppings off of her body if he asked.

BUt she still laughs a little - giving him a knowing smile in return. They've been around each other long enough that she's becoming better at reading some of his tells, and especially the ones that involve some less-than-pure thoughts coming to the forefront. ]

I look forward to it. Though now I've gotta ask - what about you?

[serrated]

What about me? [He imagines a display case of donuts, full of the usual variety, and shrugs.] I like rainbow sprinkles as much as the next person. Usually go for the raised donuts though. Chocolate, maple, anything that isn't jelly filled.

[One would think the hound would enjoy biting into something that "bleeds" but Bastian thinks they're all A Bit Much.]

Don't try to share a bag of donut holes with me, though. You'll get one, maybe two before they're all gone. Especially the chocolate ones.

[excubia]

So I shouldn't go out and buy a bag of chocolate donut holes unless I'm trying to lure you to my place?

[ She laughs, knocking into him lightly before they finally enter. ]

[serrated]

[He flashes her a grin as he follows behind her into the shop.]

If you want to lure me over, sure, but not if you want to eat any of them yourself.

[His hand moves to the small of her back as they get into line, and Bastian drops a kiss to the top of her head.]

Going to let me pay?

[excubia]

Noted.

[ She laughs at the mental image of Bastian pigging out on donut holes - definitely not something she would've expected from im, but it's cute all the same. She's more than okay with it.

Madsen gives a sigh after he kisses the top of her head, nodding. ]

I suppose I can let you foot the bill for this one. Careful, I can be an expensive date. [ She says it with a wink, though - and by this point he probably knows that's not generally the actual case anyway, it's just gentle ribbing while they're in line. ]